Jan 22 2009
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Let me plan your bachelor party
First there will be meat and alcohol. At midnight, a deep-dish pumpkin pie with 5.5 foot diameter will appear. A trembling straw poking out of one side is the only hint of what is to come.
Slowly, the straw will move upward. A stripper will emerge, sitting up slowly (she has used the straw to breathe.) This replaces the stripper-popping-out-of-cake routine with an economical dessert that everyone will actually want to eat.
Plates of pie are passed around as the stripper strips.
Just don’t go too crazy on the nutmeg.
