Dec 23 2008
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Hell, We'll Give You More Than You've Asked For
- Ed: Could you lower the cost of my ********* account to $20?
- Van: May I place you on hold for 2 or 3 minutes, while I check this for you?
- Ed: no problem.
- Van: Thank you for holding.
- Van: The plan on your account '********' is an ********** ********** Program which is billed for the amount of $74.95/month. Since you are an existing long-time customer, we can offer you a current discounted price of $14.95/month. You will receive all the features and support you have been enjoying with the current package.
- Ed: Excellent.
