Deets After Dark

nickdouglas:

spiegelman:

Let’s count the awesome.

1. The Bush daughters’ impossibly hot voices.
2. Barbara won’t stop petting her cat.
3. Barney, the Bush family dog, is wearing a speedo.
4. If you thought Michael Phelps’s appearance in Entourage was the worst cameo in history, think again.

I take back anything I’ve ever said about wanting to see videos/pictures/drunk texts from the Obama White House. MAKE THEM INTO INACCESSIBLE ROYALTY.

I’ve never felt more sorry for Olympic gold medalists.