May 21 2009
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“ If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex. Trust me. Nobody.
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Bristol Palin, who didn’t get to go to prom because she was taking care of her newborn.
While Ross is fomenting spit-up gate, I honestly couldn’t get past this quote. I realize things like “reason” and “faith in science” aren’t highly coveted values in the Palin family, but there are plenty of happy, healthy people the world over, who are having happy, healthy sex without unwanted, out-of-wedlock children. It’s a natural, zesty enterprise.
(via jimray)
I think what Jim IUD Ray is alluding to here is the ability to make whoopie without an oopsie. Who does he think he is? Trojan Man?
