May 20 2009
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The unified cutlery theory will never work because the electroweak interactions of knorks will never allow the elementary particles of a spife to fuse with it. Trust me, I took 3 years of utensil physics.
Splayed sounds like something you get rather than something you use.
I could get behind a knork. That could come in handy for slightly oversized little wienies.
