Aug 30 2010
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“ Just because I like pizza it doesn’t mean I should marry it. Biologically, I am predisposed to enjoy the immaculate melding of mozzarella cheese, red sauce and thick crust baked to tasty perfection. But that doesn’t mean I should enter into a lifelong commitment with Sicilian or plain, nor bed it down, nor bring children into the world and have them have to explain to their classmates why their mom’s crust is not a crisp as it once was. Does any child deserve to have their friends tossing Monday 2 for 1 coupons in his face? Not in my world they don’t. Yet, to say that I am against pizza-eaters or gays is absurd.
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—Rick Warren on Gay Marriage in an interview with Dateline. (via irenelovesjello) (via gayformarriage)
But….pizza can’t give sound consent. This ‘argument’ equates a homosexual human adult’s ability to give sound consent with that of a pizza. A pizza.
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This is parody, right? I mean, by the time I got to the 2 for 1 coupons bit, I was just convinced that this has to be satire, because no one could actually make this analogy and then take it so far … right?
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